Swipe This Line—Stop the Scroll, Grab Eyes, Get Clicks. Right Freakin’ Now.
Alright, cards on the table…
You can craft the wildest offer out there. Your funnel could purr, your product could moonwalk, and your design might just make a grown designer weep.
But if your opener? If that very first line flops? Say goodbye.
No eyeballs. No clicks. Not a single sale. Nada. Growth? Don’t even dream.
We’re all playing in the TikTok-fried goldfish bowl of attention here—like, 8 seconds if you’re lucky. Your top line isn’t just important, it’s life or death for content. It’s the bouncer at the club. The flashing neon sign. The digital “oi, you! Over here!”
That’s why I whipped up my 100 Viral Hooks Swipe File—and I’m literally handing it out for zero dollars as a juicy PDF.
[Snag your free download right here] (insert link)
Jam-packed with hooks I’ve spit-tested everywhere:
If you sling content, sell anything, write for a living, or ever just wanna look slick online… seriously, this is the cheat code you’ve been web-searching for.
So… What Even IS a “Hook” & Why Does It Matter?
Simple: it’s that one-liner up top that rips people outta their scroll trance.
Makes folks:
It’s like, fishing—waving bait in front of people until one foolishly bites.
Some Nasty-Good Hooks to Steal:
“99% will scroll past this… but the 1%? Oh, they get the goods.”
“$6,500 last month. One thing. 30 minutes a day.”
“You’re not broke. Your phone just hates you.”
“That $0 tool? It got me six figures.”
“Watch this before you dump another cent on ads. Seriously—watch.”
Smashed the brakes, right? Imagine packing a hundred more of those. Just sitting in your notes folder, ready to drop into your content, ad, DM—heck, tattoo on your face if desperate.
That’s what I’m handing you.
Why I Bothered Making This Thing
I’ve been making my rent online for a couple years now—mostly by yelling real loud (jk, it’s content, offers, digital stuff).
Here’s a scoop no one tweets:
The “best” offer rarely wins. The most seen one does.
So I poked around my viral posts and top emails. You know what showed up every time? Some wild hook up top.
Once I got good at this?
Views shot up
People actually commented (wild, I know)
Clicks tripled
My emails got opened—by, like, humans!
Sales slid in
So yeah—I’ve been hoarding every hook that popped, plus ones I borrowed from folks punchier than me. After sorting through literal hundreds, I jammed my top 100 faves into this swipe file.
No catch. Just yours.
What’s Hiding Inside
Here’s a teaser reel from the 100 Viral Hooks PDF:
Short Vid Hooks (TikTok, Reels, Shorts)
“This vid? Could save you months of heartbreak.”
“Gotta make $1,000 from absolutely nada? Here’s the move.”
“Nobody says this—but it’s how I snuck into the big leagues.”
“I tried 7 online side hustles so you don’t have to—spilling all the tea.”
“Stupidest money move, yet… jackpot.”
Hooky Email & Sales Hooks
“World resets tomorrow? Here’s my first move.”
“Most folks mess up online for this dumb reason.”
“Don’t write another word. Do this instead.”
“This one email scored me $1,480 overnight.”
“You letting money dribble away by skipping this.”
Cold DM/Outreach Hooks
“This might seem outta the blue, but saw your [whatever], had a quick idea…”
“I think I cooked up a way for you to get more [results] without dropping a buck.”
“Not selling anything—just wanted your eyes on this one thing.”
“Real quick—still wanna grow your [goal]?”
“Sounds wild, but I swear—it works.”
Curiosity or Gut-Punch Hooks
“I almost nuked my business—here’s how I fixed it.”
“You’ll never guess what happened when I stopped doing this.”
“Nobody’s gonna believe me, but…”
“Nobody tells you this part about success.”
“I was ready to quit. Then this hit.”
How To Actually Use It (Don’t Just Copy-Paste Like a Robot)
Yeah, you could just ctrl+c it—sure. But better: use it like a toolbelt.
Here’s how to squeeze every drop:
1. Pick the Right Hook for Your Job
Trying to go viral on TikTok? Smash out a thumb-stopping opener.
Sending an email blast? Tease some FOMO in the subject.
Selling your new course? Lead your page with a hook that makes ‘em itch to know more.
Pitching clients outta nowhere? DM hooks, obviously.
Just don’t serve the wrong dish to the wrong crew.
2. Niche It Down—Make It Yours
Steal the skeleton, not the skin. Mold the hook to YOUR folks.
Example:
Original: “Here’s what I’d do if I had to make $1,000 from scratch.”
Fitness Niche: “Here’s how I’d drop 10lbs in 30 days if life reset.”
Coding Niche: “If I had to relearn coding from zero, here’s my Day 1 move.”
You get the vibe. This isn’t MadLibs, it’s art.
Ready to stop getting scrolled past? Go snag your copy already.
Alright, cards on the table…
You can craft the wildest offer out there. Your funnel could purr, your product could moonwalk, and your design might just make a grown designer weep.
But if your opener? If that very first line flops? Say goodbye.
No eyeballs. No clicks. Not a single sale. Nada. Growth? Don’t even dream.We’re all playing in the TikTok-fried goldfish bowl of attention here—like, 8 seconds if you’re lucky. Your top line isn’t just important, it’s life or death for content. It’s the bouncer at the club. The flashing neon sign. The digital “oi, you! Over here!”
That’s why I whipped up my 100 Viral Hooks Swipe File—and I’m literally handing it out for zero dollars as a juicy PDF.
[Snag your free download right here] (insert link)Jam-packed with hooks I’ve spit-tested everywhere:
- TikTok
- Insta Reels
- YouTube Shorts
- My email blasts
- Ads galore
- Landing pages that don’t suck
- Sales copy that doesn’t snooze
- And yes, even cold DMs that actually get replies
If you sling content, sell anything, write for a living, or ever just wanna look slick online… seriously, this is the cheat code you’ve been web-searching for.
So… What Even IS a “Hook” & Why Does It Matter?
Simple: it’s that one-liner up top that rips people outta their scroll trance.
Makes folks:
- Freeze thumb mid-swipe
- Hang around
- Actually press “watch”
- Pop open your email, maybe even read it
- Listen to your pitch (miracles happen)
- Buy stuff, god willing
It’s like, fishing—waving bait in front of people until one foolishly bites.
Some Nasty-Good Hooks to Steal:“99% will scroll past this… but the 1%? Oh, they get the goods.”
“$6,500 last month. One thing. 30 minutes a day.”
“You’re not broke. Your phone just hates you.”
“That $0 tool? It got me six figures.”
“Watch this before you dump another cent on ads. Seriously—watch.”
Smashed the brakes, right? Imagine packing a hundred more of those. Just sitting in your notes folder, ready to drop into your content, ad, DM—heck, tattoo on your face if desperate.
That’s what I’m handing you.
Why I Bothered Making This Thing
I’ve been making my rent online for a couple years now—mostly by yelling real loud (jk, it’s content, offers, digital stuff).
Here’s a scoop no one tweets:
The “best” offer rarely wins. The most seen one does.
So I poked around my viral posts and top emails. You know what showed up every time? Some wild hook up top.
Once I got good at this?
Views shot up People actually commented (wild, I know) Clicks tripled My emails got opened—by, like, humans! Sales slid inSo yeah—I’ve been hoarding every hook that popped, plus ones I borrowed from folks punchier than me. After sorting through literal hundreds, I jammed my top 100 faves into this swipe file.
No catch. Just yours.
What’s Hiding Inside
Here’s a teaser reel from the 100 Viral Hooks PDF:
Short Vid Hooks (TikTok, Reels, Shorts)“This vid? Could save you months of heartbreak.”
“Gotta make $1,000 from absolutely nada? Here’s the move.”
“Nobody says this—but it’s how I snuck into the big leagues.”
“I tried 7 online side hustles so you don’t have to—spilling all the tea.”
“Stupidest money move, yet… jackpot.”
Hooky Email & Sales Hooks“World resets tomorrow? Here’s my first move.”
“Most folks mess up online for this dumb reason.”
“Don’t write another word. Do this instead.”
“This one email scored me $1,480 overnight.”
“You letting money dribble away by skipping this.”
Cold DM/Outreach Hooks“This might seem outta the blue, but saw your [whatever], had a quick idea…”
“I think I cooked up a way for you to get more [results] without dropping a buck.”
“Not selling anything—just wanted your eyes on this one thing.”
“Real quick—still wanna grow your [goal]?”
“Sounds wild, but I swear—it works.”
Curiosity or Gut-Punch Hooks“I almost nuked my business—here’s how I fixed it.”
“You’ll never guess what happened when I stopped doing this.”
“Nobody’s gonna believe me, but…”
“Nobody tells you this part about success.”
“I was ready to quit. Then this hit.”
How To Actually Use It (Don’t Just Copy-Paste Like a Robot)
Yeah, you could just ctrl+c it—sure. But better: use it like a toolbelt.
Here’s how to squeeze every drop:
1. Pick the Right Hook for Your JobTrying to go viral on TikTok? Smash out a thumb-stopping opener.
Sending an email blast? Tease some FOMO in the subject.
Selling your new course? Lead your page with a hook that makes ‘em itch to know more.
Pitching clients outta nowhere? DM hooks, obviously.
Just don’t serve the wrong dish to the wrong crew.
2. Niche It Down—Make It YoursSteal the skeleton, not the skin. Mold the hook to YOUR folks.
Example:
Original: “Here’s what I’d do if I had to make $1,000 from scratch.”
Fitness Niche: “Here’s how I’d drop 10lbs in 30 days if life reset.”
Coding Niche: “If I had to relearn coding from zero, here’s my Day 1 move.”
You get the vibe. This isn’t MadLibs, it’s art.
Ready to stop getting scrolled past? Go snag your copy already.
